November 2009
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Hey you, I know I’m in the wrong Time flies...
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Straightforward.
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk!
Winston Churchill: Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s...”
– Frank Sinatra
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“If you ended up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom,...”
– Frank Zappa
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall...”
– Brian O’Rourke
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“In life we do things, some we wish we had never done, some we wish we could...”
– Anonymous
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“Happiness is that peculiar sensation you acquire when you are too busy to be...”
– Ayn Rand
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“Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence? I think...”
– Stephen Wright
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“Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. You just have to...”
– Anonymous
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The Apocalypse.
Kirsten Cohen: My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper... is my step-mom.
Jimmy Cooper: Maybe we'll get you another bottle.
Sandy Cohen: Yeah, drink up.
Kirsten Cohen: This is an unholy alliance. This is two storm fronts colliding. This is the apocalypse for us all.
The O.C., Season 1 Episode 24
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“Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time...”
– Michelle Mastrolacasa
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Male Chauvinist Beer Joke
Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn’t drive.
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“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”
– Catherine Zandonella
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“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I...”
– Jack Handy
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October 2009
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“You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.”
– Drew Navikas
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Poison.
Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
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“When you drink it makes you angry, when I drink I want you more and more and...”
– Dishwalla, Somewhere In The Middle
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It’s never been more perfect being...
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